April 2021
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Godzilla vs. Kong vs. the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a blue T-shirt and light gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is content. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? After a long week, Dave is lying on the couch, watching mindless teevee, and thereās a dog sleeping on…
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The Four Questions Will Trade Their Fourth-Round Draft Pick for a bag of Bugles and a Candy Bar to Be Named Later
What is Dave wearing today? Fire the cannons! Dave is wearing a Bucs polo shirt and light gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is a bit sore but very relaxed. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave just had a very intensive massage to help with…
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My Fine-Feathered Friends
I see these birds all the time on my morning runs. I have identified them in the past as double-breasted cormorants, but people seem to insist they are actually anhingas because their beaks are straight and not curved. I stand by my belief that these are cormorants. They clearly have…
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Nolite the Four Questions Carborundorum
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is keeping the blue flag flying high with a Chelsea T-shirt and gray shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave is concerned. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave just watched the season premiere of The Handmaid’s Tale and he doesnāt think…
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The Four Questionsā Guide to the Galaxy
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pink T-shirt and shorts. How does Dave feel today? Dave canāt complain. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave began his day with a sunrise run and ended it with ice cream. If you subtract the time spent working,…
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Itās a Good Time for the Great Taste of the Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Nirvana T-shirt and shorts. He was wearing entirely different clothing until he got ketchup on himself about an hour ago. How does Dave feel today? Dave feels relaxed and peaceful. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave is relaxing…
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They Call Him Flipper, Flipper, Faster Than Lightning
I saw lots of dolphins on Bayshore this morning on my run. They werenāt close to the balustrade, but you can see them frolicking in this video. I really hope these werenāt the dolphins from Treehouse of Horror XI. We live close to the water.
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The Four Questions Didnāt Bring Your Breakfast Because You Didnāt Eat Your Din-Din
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed in his most glamorous T-shirt and shorts for tonightās Oscars. How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy heās still alive. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave braved the suburbs today. It was two hours of sheer terror. Does…
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I Thought This Song Had Been Outlawed by the United Nations
The Complimentary Spouse arrived at our fancy-schmancy dinner last night and heard the tail end of this song being played in the bar. Listen for a few seconds and youāll recognize it. Is this really the right tune for an expensive steakhouse?
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Hear, Hear! Itās the Four Questions.
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed to kill in a grayish/blueish button-down shirt, a pair of tan khakis, Van Gogh socks, and a nice pair of tan shoes. How does Dave feel today? Dave is hungry. What are the factors affecting Daveās mood today? Dave had a mind-numbing…