What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing — are you sitting down? — a polo shirt and a pair of shorts. Someone alert the media.
What is making Dave happy today? Dave had a frustrating board meeting this morning, but it’s over and now he’s hanging out with the Complimentary Spouse and the doggos!
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave would like to direct you to the wit and wisdom of Jaymes Mansfield:
What is Dave’s current facial hair situation? Dave’s horseshoe mustache is coming along nicely. Thanks for asking.
