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Katrina and the Caves

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The Complimentary Spouse and I went to the Cave of the Winds near Colorado Springs yesterday. I’m happy to report that we didn’t have to wear miners’ helmets or get muddy — it was a pretty tourist-friendly place.

As I don’t remember the names of any of the formations, I will just make up shit for the rest of this post.

This is the Upside Down Burj Kalifa. It is six feet tall, or 1/454th the height of the actual Burj Kalifa in Dubai.
This is called the Devil’s Sewing Kit.
This is called The Tentacles after the man who discovered it, Sir Reginald Tentacles.
This is called Milton Keynes, because it looks just like the town in England.
This is called The Super Hole, sponsored by Budweiser and Microsoft.
This is called July 1970 Cover of Vogue Magazine.
This is called Future Site of Wetzel’s Pretzels.
This is called Get Your Filthy Mind out of the Gutter, You Fucking Pervert.

Britt took the last photo. “It just appealed to me,” he says.