The Four Questions Will Always Love You

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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt and shorts.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is frustrated.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is typing this one letter at a time with his right hand because he’s lying down on the sofa and Lucy is lying in top of him and his left hand.

Who is Dave rooting for tonight? Dave wants Gozanga to win because the school’s name is similar to Gonzo.