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The Four Questions See Tractor!
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed like Cher in the “If I Could Turn Back Time” video.1 What is making Dave happy today? Dave is still elated from last night’s riotous Tig Notaro concert. He won’t bore you by making random inside jokes that only he and the…
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The Four Questions Love the Sound of Taylor Dayne’s Voice
What is Dave wearing today? Dave’s shirt is the sartorial equivalent of “August tempeh risotto with salmon-rubbed streusel chunks.” There’s no other way to describe it. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse are less than 10 minutes away from seeing Tig Notaro in concert. Let…
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Take The Four Questions out to the Ball Game
What is Dave wearing today? Dave just turned to the Complimentary Spouse and said “how would you describe this shirt?” Britt looked up, thought about it for longer than he should have, and said “fun” in an unconvincing tone. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and Britt had dinner…
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Treachery Made a Monster out of The Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is serving work-at-home realness in a teal polo shirt and gray shorts. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse thought tonight’s episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race was a breath of fresh air. Sometimes you just can’t keep things bottled up.…
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The Four Questions Are The Windows to the Soul
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pink polo shirt that’s pretty, oh so pretty, pretty and witty and gay. (And, yes, Dave feels like running and dancing for joy for he’s loved by a pretty wonderful boy.) What is making Dave happy today? Dave delivered a presentation this morning,…
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The Four Questions Have Traveled the World and the Seven Seas
What is Dave wearing today? Dave doesn’t know what he’s wearing because it’s covered in dog fur. He assumes it’s some kind of polo shirt. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse were able to take a 25-minute nap with the doggos after lunch. This may…
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Oh, the Places I’ve Gone!
BuzzFeed recently asked people to share their favorite travel photos. Scrolling through the article, my immediate reaction was “I could do better.” After that immediate reaction, my next reaction was “You’re such a snob, Dave.” My third reaction was, “Hey, if you just share a bunch of your own travel…
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I Choo-Choo-Choose The Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? As it is Valentine’s Day, Dave is dressed in his sexiest, most seductive outfit: jeans and an ill-fitting Alabama polo shirt. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse had a romantic Valentine’s Dinner … at a chain restaurant … at 5:30 p.m.…
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The Freedom to Curate
Joe Rogan and his medical disinformation podcast have reignited the national bitchfest over “cancel culture” and freedom of expression. I have a few thoughts and would like to add another term — “freedom of curation” — to the discussion. I’ve written before about how “cancel culture” does not exist. My conclusion…
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The Four Questions Are Just Here for the Commercials
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is comfortable in a ratty old polo shirt and a pair of gray sweatpants. What is making Dave happy today? Dave discovered strawberry and dark chocolate Kit Kats. What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says the things you’re postponing probably aren’t as complicated or…