And I Don’t Think The Four Questions Are Big Fat Party Animals

What is Dave wearing today? Dave isn’t quite sure how to describe the shirt he’s wearing. It’s kind of like an L.L. Bean interpretation of a Hawaiian shirt. It was on sale, OK?

What is making Dave happy today? Dave watched the first two episodes of Hot in Cleveland. He and the Complimentary Spouse have decided to watch the series in honor of the late, great Betty White.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave thinks this quote sounds like a putdown at first, but it’s not. It’s about refusing to be paralyzed by unrealistic goals.

“Have no fear of perfection — you’ll never reach it.”

Salvador Dali

Why is Dave wearing a Hawaiian shirt? First, it’s not really a Hawaiian shirt. Second, let’s ask Homer: