Four Questions

At Waterloo, The Four Questions Did Surrender

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt, brown shorts, and Stan Smiths.

What is making Dave happy today? David had a productive day at work and is now relaxing in front of the teevee with the Complimentary Spouse. We are watching the eight-part Bernardo Bertolucci retrospective on PBS.1

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says you have to fight for your right to party. Just ask Adore Delano.

Is there any kind of party that Dave would not fight for his right for? Many years ago, Britt and Dave were promised a make-your-own quesadilla bar at a party. They arrived to find a few bags of shredded cheese, tortillas, and one of those electric quesadilla makers you can buy for $15 at Target. Britt, Dave, and about ten other people spent most of the evening making small talk while standing around a table and making sad quesadillas one at a time. No one should fight for the right to that kind of party.

1 Either that or reruns of RuPauls’ Drag Race All Stars. They’re very similar.