Four Questions

I Have Always Depended on the Kindness of the Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is modeling jeans, a gray V-neck T-shirt, and a very seductive pair of white tube socks.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is a tad sluggish.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave was up late watching the Alabama game. He went to sleep about halfway through the third quarter.

What is Dave’s dream job? Dave would like a job where he is paid to research what kinds of snack foods and candy are best to eat in bed while watching reruns of the Simpsons.