Four Questions

I Love the Smell of the Four Questions in the Morning

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is currently wearing a Buccaneers T-shirt, gray sweatpants (because he’s classy), and blue socks with pictures of cassettes on them.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is sluggish.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave hasn’t had coffee yet.

How is Dave adjusting to his gluten-free, dairy-free lifestyle? Dave would kill you all for a piece of chicken Parmesan.