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If You Can’t Love Yourself, How in the Hell Are You Gonna Love the Four Questions?

What is Dave wearing today? Dave hasn’t spilled anything on himself today, so he’s still wearing the red polo shirt he put on this morning.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is proud of himself.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave made dinner tonight — and it was pretty good!

What did Dave make for dinner? Dave made what can only be described as a turkey cheeseburger pie with a biscuit topping. He expects to receive his James Beard award any minute now.