If You’re not Reading The Four Questions in German, You’re not Getting the Real Versteckte Bedeutung of It

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a short-sleeve floral button-down shirt and a pair of jeans.

What is making Dave happy today? Dave had breakfast at la Segunda, hung out with the Complimentary Spouse and watched 30 Rock all day, and is now watching football.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says you’re allowed to have an extra gingerbread cookie (or two) during the holidays.

Did Dave see a funny tweet today? Dave came across this:

“Dad isn’t it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?”

– my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization

— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) March 29, 2021