Four Questions

Mr. Sandman, Bring me the Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a gray Mickey Mouse polo shirt and tan shorts.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is unbelievably tired.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave just can’t stay awake today. He’s dozed off twice and is about to turn in early.

Why is Dave so tired? Dave hasn’t had caffeine in a few days, as he’s been busy planning world domination and his volcano lair isn’t close to a Starbucks.