What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple polo shirt that (he hopes) shrunk in the wash.
What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave ate tacos for dinner. Perhaps too many tacos are what’s really to blame for the polo shirt feeling so tight. Nah, that can’t be it.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says you can make any story more interesting by starting it with “Picture it: Sicily, 1922.”
What will Dave be doing this weekend? Dave has scheduled many naps.