What is Dave wearing today? Dave was wearing a really cool Lightning zip-up but, as he is a schlemiel, he spilled iced tea on himself and had to change into an old T-shirt and shorts. At least it wasn’t hot tea, right?
What is making Dave happy today? Dave is done with work for the next four days.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says to find yourself a man who knows how to make stuffing from scratch.
What did Dave’s fortune say at lunch today? If Chinese desserts are to be believed, Dave should expect a good 2022.
