Four Questions

The Four Questions Are Crazy About a Sharp-Dressed Man

What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks handsome in a gray suit, white shirt, purple tie, dress shoes, and Pride socks.1 

How does Dave feel today? Dave is proud of himself. 

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave gave a good little speech about police accountability at the Tampa City Council meeting this morning.

Why hasn’t Dave changed into shorts and a T-shirt? Dave is still wearing his fancy clothes because he’s going to a panel discussion about business issues tonight, and the Complimentary Spouse will be the moderator.

1 The next footnote contains too much information.2
2 Seriously, don’t read on.3
3 Dave’s underpants match his tie.4
4 You were warned.