The Four Questions Are Leaving on a Jet Plane

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is monochromatic today in a lightweight black Nike shirt, a lightweight light gray zip-up hoodie, a pair of dark gray travel pants, and white Stan Smiths.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is chilly. 

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse are in the walk-in freezer known as the Admirals Club at Miami International airport. Pros: free cookies, more comfortable than the main terminal. Cons: cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.

Why are Dave and Britt at MIA? Dave and Britt are headed to Madrid, one of several Simanoff ancestral homelands.