Four Questions

The Four Questions Didn’t Bring Your Breakfast Because You Didn’t Eat Your Din-Din

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is dressed in his most glamorous T-shirt and shorts for tonight’s Oscars.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is happy he’s still alive.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave braved the suburbs today. It was two hours of sheer terror.

Does Dave really want to watch the Oscars, as he has seen none of the nominated films? Dave would prefer to be watching old episodes of the Muppet Show on Disney+, but the Complimentary Spouse is closer to the remote control.