What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pale blue polo shirt and off-white shorts.
What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave saw “Fulfilling your basic kneads since 1981” on the side of a bakery delivery truck earlier today.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says your feelings are just feelings. They’re not reality.
What is Dave’s favorite flavor of Hostess cupcake? Dave says orange is the only acceptable flavor of Hostess cupcake.