Four Questions

The Four Questions Have Just Met You and They Love You

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple polo shirt, a pair of khaki shorts, and Stan Smiths.

What is making Dave happy today? The Complimentary Spouse bought a speaking Dug ornament from Disney, and Dave loves how Lucy and Linus react with amazement and glee when Dug says, “I have just met you and I love you.”

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says it’s more helpful to tell yourself, “it would be great if I _____” instead of “I should _____.” You can fill in the blanks yourself. Dave can’t do everything for you.

What kind of mustard did Dave buy? Dave was indecisive, so he got Colman’s English Mustard, honey mustard, deli mustard … and, for the hell of it, Nando’s piri-piri mayonnaise. Dave is now prepared for any possible sandwich situation.