What is Dave wearing today? Dave doesn’t know what he’s wearing because it’s covered in dog fur. He assumes it’s some kind of polo shirt.
What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse were able to take a 25-minute nap with the doggos after lunch. This may have helped contribute to the aforementioned dog hair situation.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave came across this on the internet, but it was not sourced:
What is your why? Or are you too busy jumping from ‘what’ to ‘what’ to even ask or answer that question?
Is Dave susceptible to conspiracy theories? Dave hasn’t been worried about conspiracies. He has been pretty docile since the city started adding fluoride to the water.