Four Questions

The Four Questions Shook Me All Night Long

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a nice white polo shirt and old Adidas athletic shorts. It’s the perfect ensemble for working from home, as Dave only has to be presentable from the waist up.

What is making Dave happy today? Dave’s office assistants, Lucy and Linus, were especially animated today.

This is what happens when you try to bark and yawn at the same time.
Lucy is such a good girl for tolerating her brother.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says that if you fail, try again … and again … and again! But maybe you should give up after failing six times.

Who does Dave consider to be the better Prime Minister, Lord Palmerston or Pitt the Elder? Dave favors William Pitt (a.k.a. Pitt the Elder), who led Britain to victory in the Seven Years’ War1, humiliating the French and setting up the U.K. for two centuries of global dominance. But please don’t tell Barney Gumble this — Dave doesn’t want to be punched in the face like Wade Boggs.

1 Those of you who grew up in the United States call this the French and Indian War.