The Four Questions Will Preserve, Protect, and Defend the Constitution of the United States

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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is decked out for the inauguration in a USA T-shirt, tie-dye Pride Lightning cap, Pride rainbow socks, regular ol’ jeans, and Stan Smiths.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is feeling optimistic.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave will see his country make a 180° pivot in less than two hours, and he welcomes the return to integrity, compassion, and progress. 

How will the Complimentary Spouse and Dave celebrate the inauguration? Dave is chilling a bottle of Champagne.

The inauguration logo is from bideninaugural.org.