Four Questions

The Four Questions Will Trade Their Fourth-Round Draft Pick for a bag of Bugles and a Candy Bar to Be Named Later

What is Dave wearing today? Fire the cannons! Dave is wearing a Bucs polo shirt and light gray shorts.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is a bit sore but very relaxed.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave just had a very intensive massage to help with the tightness in his left leg (because running) but, once the deep tissue work was over, Dave got to zone out for a while.

What is Dave doing now? Dave is puttering around with his phone while the Complimentary Spouse watches the overblown, overwrought, unnecessary faux-spectacle that is the NFL draft.