Four Questions

The Power of the Four Questions Compels You

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a red shirt, white socks, and blue shorts because he’s a proud American.

How does Dave feel today? Dave feels flazéda.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave enjoyed writing about Homer Simpson this morning, had a good day at work, and is now relaxing with the Complimentary Spouse, Lucy, and Linus.

Why will Dave go to sleep early tonight? Dave and Britt woke up very early this morning because they heard some noises downstairs. It turns out the garage door was opening and closing. Dave thinks the only logical explanation is that the garage door opener is possessed by the devil. The exorcism is planned for tomorrow morning.

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