What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a parrot-patterned polo shirt. They may be toucans. Dave doesn’t know. They’re definitely not emus.
What is making Dave happy today? Dave got a haircut and mustache trim. He thinks the mustache may be too trimmed now, but don’t worry. It’s definitely not thin enough to merit a Jimmy Buffett song.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says you’re exactly where you need to be.
Did Dave finally join Reddit? Dave has indeed joined Reddit, but so far he has spent more time thinking of a clever screen name than he has actually perusing the site.