Those Who Are Tardy Do Not Get the Four Questions

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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Tampa Bay Lightning T-shirt (the one depicting a manatee holding a hockey stick), jeans, and gray socks. 

How does Dave feel today? Dave feels it is hard to write.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is trying to type, but Lucy keeps crawling into his lap; hence, it is hard to write. 

Who is Dave mourning today? Dave is sad about the death of Cloris Leachman, who played unforgettable roles in two of his favorite films, “Young Frankenstein” and “High Anxiety.” Rest in peace, Frau Blucher. Now you’re making horses neigh in heaven.