What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a University of Alabama polo shirt, khakis1, red Pluto2 socks, and Stan Smiths.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is productive.
What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is actually working at a real desk today, instead of at the kitchen table surrounded by the world’s barkiest dogs.
Does Dave have any exciting weekend plans? Dave has a board meeting all day Saturday, and he and the Complimentary Spouse will watch Alabama play basketball that evening. On Sunday, he might attempt to sit through all four hours of the Synder Cut of Justice League.
1 Believe it or not, he’s not wearing shorts.
2 The Disney dog, not the planet.3
3 Yes, Pluto is a planet. Suck it, Neil deGrasse Tyson.