What is Dave wearing today? Dave is showing team pride with a Bucs polo shirt and Alabama cap.
What is making Dave happy today? Dave had an easy day at work.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says don’t be embarrassed by the things that comfort you. There’s no shame in watching The Golden Girls for the umpteenth time.
How was Dave’s trip to the grocery store? Dave’s shopping expedition was fruitless. Literally. He only went to buy more bananas, and there were no bananas.