You Don’t Win Friends With the Four Questions

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is rooting for the home team in a Bucs polo and off-white shorts.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave paid homage to René Magritte this morning.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says it’s healthy to be goofy and suggests you write something on a banana.

What is Dave’s favorite Simpsons quote? Dave changes his mind frequently on this topic, but his favorite quote right now is Homer chanting “you don’t win friends with salad” in a conga line.