The Complimentary Spouse and I are at the Jobsite Theater tonight to see Lizzie, a rock musical about axe murderer Lizzie Borden.
I’d be neglecting my responsibilities as the world’s most cromulent Simpsons expert if I didn’t point out that the Simpsons did it first.
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You may also remember that Lizzie was part of the Jury of the Damned.
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A sharp axe and a sharp legal mind. What else do you need?