Good glavin! After finding a Simpsons neologism in the New York Times crossword puzzle a few days ago, I discovered another Simpsons invention in the dairy aisle in Publix.
![](https://i0.wp.com/dailydave.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/malk-on-the-shelf-in-publix.jpeg?resize=580%2C435&ssl=1)
Malk isn’t new. Nearly 30 years ago, Springfield Elementary School substituted malk for milk to cut costs. There were some ill effects, as Bart discovered.
![Bart says his bones are so brittle](https://i0.wp.com/dailydave.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/bart-brittle-bones.jpg?resize=580%2C435&ssl=1)
![Malk?](https://i0.wp.com/dailydave.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/plenty-of-malk.jpg?resize=580%2C435&ssl=1)
If malk can become a reality, why not Chippos?
![Chippos](https://i0.wp.com/dailydave.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/chippos.jpg?resize=580%2C435&ssl=1)
Or Nuts and Gum?
![](https://i0.wp.com/dailydave.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/nuts-and-gum.jpeg?resize=580%2C435&ssl=1)
Or Krusty-O’s with a surprise toy inside?
![Krusty O's cereal with a jagged metal toy inside](https://i0.wp.com/dailydave.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/krusty-o-with-jagged-metal.jpg?resize=580%2C435&ssl=1)
Actually, forget about the Krusty-O’s. Kids’ breakfast cereal is unhealthy enough without the risk of internal bleeding.