Neat Tweets

Appropos of nothing, here is a list of some recent tweets I have enjoyed.

First, in “30 Rock,” there are a few throwaway jokes implying that Sbarro, the restaurant chain, is actually run by the wealthy and powerful Sbarro family. In one episode, Jack is trying to convince his girlfriend to join him at an upcoming wedding:

Jack Donaghy: It’s gonna be a who’s who of New York royalty. The Astors, the Rockefellers, the Sbarros …

Avery Jessup: I know, and it kills me. You think I don’t want to know what Pizzarina Sbarro will be wearing?

Well, this tweet might, in fact, be a picture of Pizzarina Sbarro’s wedding dress.

Second, this tweet has nothing to do with pizza, but it sums up how I feel about a lot of issues:

Third, this tweet stokes my ego. I promise I’m not the one who wrote my name up there.

Of course, this exchange ensued:

Next, let’s all stand up for LGBTQ basic rights:

This is exactly how I feel this time of year:

Last, I will confirm this is 100% true.

Live long and tweet!