February 2022
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The Four Questions Are The Windows to the Soul
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pink polo shirt that’s pretty, oh so pretty, pretty and witty and gay. (And, yes, Dave feels like running and dancing for joy for he’s loved by a pretty wonderful boy.) What is making Dave happy today? Dave delivered a presentation this morning,…
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The Four Questions Have Traveled the World and the Seven Seas
What is Dave wearing today? Dave doesn’t know what he’s wearing because it’s covered in dog fur. He assumes it’s some kind of polo shirt. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse were able to take a 25-minute nap with the doggos after lunch. This may…
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Oh, the Places I’ve Gone!
BuzzFeed recently asked people to share their favorite travel photos. Scrolling through the article, my immediate reaction was “I could do better.” After that immediate reaction, my next reaction was “You’re such a snob, Dave.” My third reaction was, “Hey, if you just share a bunch of your own travel…
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I Choo-Choo-Choose The Four Questions
What is Dave wearing today? As it is Valentine’s Day, Dave is dressed in his sexiest, most seductive outfit: jeans and an ill-fitting Alabama polo shirt. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse had a romantic Valentine’s Dinner … at a chain restaurant … at 5:30 p.m.…
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The Freedom to Curate
Joe Rogan and his medical disinformation podcast have reignited the national bitchfest over “cancel culture” and freedom of expression. I have a few thoughts and would like to add another term — “freedom of curation” — to the discussion. I’ve written before about how “cancel culture” does not exist. My conclusion…
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The Four Questions Are Just Here for the Commercials
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is comfortable in a ratty old polo shirt and a pair of gray sweatpants. What is making Dave happy today? Dave discovered strawberry and dark chocolate Kit Kats. What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says the things you’re postponing probably aren’t as complicated or…
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You Can Lead The Four Questions to Water
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing — are you sitting down? — a polo shirt and a pair of shorts. Someone alert the media. What is making Dave happy today? Dave had a frustrating board meeting this morning, but it’s over and now he’s hanging out with the Complimentary Spouse and…
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The Four Questions Intend to Rule With Respect
What is Dave wearing today? All you need to know is that Dave is wearing his Baby Yoda underpants in anticipation of the final episode of the Book of Boba Fett. What is making Dave happy today? Dave is excited to watch the final episode of the Book of Boba…
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The Four Questions Feel Like They’re in the Pelican Brief. Do They Already Know too Much?
What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks somewhat respectable in a pink button-down shirt and an Emory quarter-zip pullover. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse are relaxing with the doggos and watching reruns of 30 Rock. Kenneth, get me Showtime! What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the…
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The Four Questions Wear Prada
What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans and a sweatshirt. Please alert Anna Wintour. What is making Dave happy today? Dave had a low-pressure day and is now relaxing on the couch with the doggos. What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave found this on Twitter. How much…