What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans and a sweatshirt. Please alert Anna Wintour.
What is making Dave happy today? Dave had a low-pressure day and is now relaxing on the couch with the doggos.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave found this on Twitter.
How much Buc-ees fudge has Dave eaten today? Dave has not eaten a single crumb of Buc-ees fudge. That’s not because of willpower. It’s because he polished it off yesterday.