What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a pink shark shirt. Yeah, a pink shark shirt. Got a problem with that?
What is making Dave happy today? Dave completed an important project and is excited to present it on Wednesday.
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave, as always, believes in the wisdom of drag queens:
Avoid dumb people. Do not try to educate them or try to prove how superior you are to them. Just smile and stay away from them.
RuPaul
Who helps Dave around the office? Dave works from home. Here’s a picture of what his coworkers do all day: