Some People Call the Four Questions Maurice

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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a purple Nike polo shirt and aqua blue shorts.

How does Dave feel today? Dave feels buried. 

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave feels like he’s being forced to live in an episode of Hoarders. 

What does Dave plan to do this weekend? Dave was planning to do some errands and catch up on some work but, instead, he’s probably just going to hide in the bedroom, put on noise-canceling headphones, and visualize a tidy, well-organized home.