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  • The Four Questions and the Grapes of Wrath

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Emory T-shirt, brown shorts, and a Chelsea cap. What is making Dave happy today? Dave is grateful and relieved that Lucy is fine after a health scare earlier today. This afternoon,…

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  • Ahoy, Mateys! It’s The Four Questions.

    What is Dave wearing today? Since Dave’s not leaving the Camp David today (as he doesn’t want to deal with Gasparilla madness), he’s just lounging around in grey sweatpants, a pink sweatshirt, and comfy grey socks. What is making Dave…

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  • This Parade Brought to You By …

    Today is Gasparilla, Tampa’s annual pirate-themed Mardi Gras-ish parade. As I write this, hundreds of thousands of drunken, rowdy people are crammed onto Bayshore Boulevard for beer, beads, and the occasional flash of boobs. I enjoyed Gasparilla when I was…

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  • To Be or Not To Be, That Is The Four Questions

    To Be or Not To Be, That Is The Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a blue dress shirt, blue sweater, brown jeans, and black Adidas shoes. What is making Dave happy today? Dave had a very productive day at work and is now at the theater…

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  • It’s Like The Four Questions in Your Chardonnay

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a blue-and-white octopus print button-down shirt, khaki shorts, white socks, and Stan Smiths. What is making Dave happy today? Dave got a lot accomplished at work today, and he might reward himself…

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  • Why’d The Four Questions Come In Here Lookin’ Like That?

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Alabama polo shirt and grey sweatpants. He looks professional on Zoom calls, but is comfortable from the waist down. What is making Dave happy today? Dave is fully over his sore…

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  • I’m Begging of You Please, Don’t Take The Four Questions

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks stunning in a long-sleeve baseball T-shirt (white shirt with blue sleeves), khaki shorts, a black hoodie, and black Adidas shoes. What is making Dave happy today? Dave didn’t do much today except cuddle…

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  • Time The Four Questions Have Wasted on the Way

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave still feels sick, so he’s just wearing grey sweatpants and a red Buc-ee’s T-shirt. What is making Dave happy today? After three days with a fever and sore throat, Dave feels like he’s finally…

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  • The Four Questions Makes the Bourgeoisie and the Rebel

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave has a sore throat, so he’s prioritizing comfort over style: grey sweatpants, purple shirt, black zip hoodie, and white athletic socks. What is making Dave happy today? The Complimentary Spouse and Dave just got…

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  • Ain’t Nothing Like The Four Questions Nowhere

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Dreamland BBQ1 T-shirt, a Chelsea cap, a black Adidas hoodie, jeans, and Snoopy socks. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and the Complimentary Spouse had a great weekend in New…

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  • The Four Questions in the Big Apple

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is honoring his alma mater with an Emory quarter-zip pullover. Underneath that, Dave is honoring the Complimentary Spouse‘s alma mater with an Alabama T-shirt. What is making Dave happy today? Dave and Britt are…

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  • You Keep Pushing The Four Questions’ Love Over the Borderline

    What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing gray sweatpants, a gray Emory T-shirt, an Alabama cap, and a black hoodie. It’s 63° here in Tampa, so Dave is freezing. What is making Dave happy today? Dave feels especially productive…

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