What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans1, a purple Nike polo shirt, and a pair of Disney Jungle Cruise socks.
How does Dave feel today? Dave is inconvenienced.
What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Linus is trying to sit in Dave’s lap, making it difficult to type.
What are Dave’s thoughts on today’s political climate? Dave thinks things are just (im)peachy.
1 Yes, the same pair he wore yesterday. Who are you to judge?