Four Questions

Leave the Gun. Take the Four Questions.

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing jeans, an American Foundation for Suicide Prevention1 T-shirt, and a pair of Pluto2 socks.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is contemplative.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is trying to figure out some career stuff.

What is Dave’s coffee situation? Dave hasn’t had any caffeine yet this morning, which means he’s prone to typing misteaks.

1 A very worthwhile organization. Please give them your attention, time, and money.
2 The dog, not the planet.3
3 Fine, Neil deGrasse Tyson, the FORMER planet.4
4 Yes, footnotes can have footnotes. It’s my blog and I’ll do what I want.