What is Dave wearing today? Dave looks splendiferous in a Bucs polo shirt and gray shorts.
What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave was over the moon this morning when a receptionist called him “babycakes.”
What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave saw a sign this morning that said, “Stop cheating on your future with your past.”
How many Brussels sprouts did Dave eat today? Today Dave has eaten zero Brussels sprouts, which is the maximum number of Brussels sprouts fit for human consumption.