Four Questions

Reports of The Four Questions’ Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is lounging around the house in a gray Mickey Mouse T-shirt and white Nike basketball shorts.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave finally shaved off the scruff that has been accumulating on his face. One more day and Dave would have had a beard.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says, “Take some time to just focus on your breathing.”

What will Dave be watching on teevee today? Dave will binge some shows on Netflix and Disney+ today. While he wouldn’t mind joining the Complimentary Spouse for football, ad-free streaming services are the only surefire way to avoid that Applebee’s commercial with the atrocious song.