Four Questions

Every May 10, the Four Questions Gather to Drive Snakes to the Center of Town and Whack Them to Snake Heaven

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a devil costume and brandishing maracas.

How does Dave feel today? Dave is giddy with anticipation.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Today is Whacking Day, our hallowed snake skull cracking day! Everyone loves Whacking Day.

Is Dave having second thoughts about Whacking Day? Dave just had a change of heart, thanks to the wisdom of Barry White.