What is Dave wearing today? Dave doesn’t know what he’s wearing because he’s covered in dog hair.
How does Dave feel today? Dave feels the weight of two dogs playing on top of him.
What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave was just lying on the sofa, listening to Talking Heads, and the doggos decided to jump on his chest and tussle with each other.
How is Dave typing with two dogs lying on top of him? Very slowly.