Four Questions

He Met the Four Questions Down in Old New Orleans

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Real Madrid jersey (¡Hala Madrid!), light gray shorts, and Stan Smiths.

How does Dave feel today? Dave thinks he looks sharp.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave’s weird hair curl thing is at the exact length it needs to be. When the whorl is too short, it looks like a hair hurricane. When it’s too long, it looks like frayed burlap. When it’s just the right length, it kinda sorta looks like a Superman curl.

Why is Dave so concerned about his weird hair curl thing? Dave is a narcissistic bitch.