Four Questions

Her Name Is The Four Questions and She Dances on the Sand

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team T-shirt. He was wearing a green polo shirt earlier, but he spilled oatmeal on it. What a schlemiel!

What is making Dave happy today? Dave had some of a Wawa pretzel on his way to the ophthalmologist today.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says to surround yourself with people who bring out the best in you.

After typing “ophthalmologist” so many times today, has Dave learned how to spell the word correctly? Dave’s spelling abilities are not on trial here. And some words are really tricky!

Last night, I spent an hour trying to remember how to spell the word “heighth.”

Liz Lemon, “30 Rock”