I Can’t Feel my Face When I’m With the Four Questions

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What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Emory T-shirt, jeans, and a pair of rainbow unicorn socks (which are a real thing he owns).

How does Dave feel today? Dave is refreshed.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave’s afternoon consisted of a nap, a haircut, and a trip to Publix to buy ice cream.

What episode of Love It or List It is Dave watching right now? Dave is watching the episode in which Hilary runs out of money and can’t complete all the projects she committed to while David doesn’t find a suitable house till the third try. (Dave wants to point out that the Complimentary Spouse chose this unpalatable program, and he would rather be watching the Muppet Show on Disney+.)