I Don’t Want to Be a Laundress. I Want to Be The Four Questions.

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing an Old Navy polo shirt that’s so old it predates the U.S. Navy.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave is curled up next to Lucy and Linus right now.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says there’s no shame in going to bed early when you’re tired.

Does Dave know the cha cha? Of course Dave knows the cha cha! The waltz and foxtrot too. Alas, these dance steps are going to waste. Dave only knows how to lead and the Complimentary Spouse is too tall to follow.