Four Questions

In the Time of Chimpanzees, The Four Questions Were a Monkey

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is uncomfortable in a polo shirt that’s way too clingy because of static electricity. Dave doesn’t like his curves accentuated.

What is one thing that’s making Dave happy today? Dave’s meeting went well.

What is Dave’s inspirational thought for the day? Dave says to stop comparing yourself to idols or ideals.

Which Golden Girl does Dave most resemble? Dave thinks he is most like Dorothy, but he wishes he was as sassy and self-confident as Sophia. He also secretly fears that he sounds like Rose when he’s telling stories.