Four Questions

I Still Haven’t Found the Four Questions I’m Looking For

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a Bucs shirt and tan shorts. 

How does Dave feel today? Dave is relieved the day is over.

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave juggled a lot of things today — work, barking dogs, garage door repair, book club, sailing in his yacht — and now that it’s all over, he’s relaxing in front of the teevee.

Why were Dave and the Complimentary Spouse up early again? Dave and Britt were awakened in the wee hours of the morning because Lucy and Linus barked at an almost imperceptible noise outside. These are the same dogs that weren’t fazed one bit when the garage door was making a racket the previous morning.