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It Puts the Lotion on the Four Questions or Else it Gets the Hose Again

What is Dave wearing today? Dave is wearing a University of Alabama polo shirt1, tan shorts, University of Alabama socks, and a University of Alabama zip-up sweatshirt. 

How does Dave feel today? Dave is ready for the weekend to really begin. 

What are the factors affecting Dave’s mood today? Dave is finally done with his nonprofit board meeting, and he’s ready for the Crimson Tide to play the first of (I hope) many March Madness games. 

How does Dave feel at the end of a six-hour board meeting? Dave needs a rum.


1 Not the same one as yesterday, in case you were wondering.